Men

This is where we get anything but misty eyed. Instead, it's everything from great dive bars with Pabst Blue Ribbon in the can to quaint Scottish whiskey bars where single malt are two words you'd better say only with the proper amount of respect and awe. Guys can also decide to hit one of the high-end barbershops, hair salons, or spas peppered around Chicago. Hey, play some basketball afterwards and get your man-up quotient back in effect. You can handle it.